Current Quote List

Last revision: 4th July 2001

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"Rain drops on roses and whiskers on kittens, Bright copperd kettles and warm woolen mittens. Brown papered packeges tied up with string. These are a few of my favorite things! - God what a crappy song....." The Sound of Music W. Branyon / CycOptimus / Prophet
Well that's ONE way to open somebody up, but not nearly as quick or fun as my method!"   W.Branyon
It Burns, It Burns! Tales from the Crypt (Steve Buscemi)
"The sniper rifle. For when you want to reach out and touch someone. Like, blow their head off."   Tyler
"Blood drops keep falling on my head, but that don't mean na na nana
"My mamma said there would be days like this, I never liked her."   Killes
"Here he comes , here comes speedracer, he's a demon on wheels..." Speed Racer theme Killes / Sn0w_Bird
"When does the hurting stop?" The Ren and Stimpy show Bloodsimple / Murry the Evil Skull
"If you want my body and you think I'm sexy..." "Do Ya Think I'm Sexy" - Rod Stewart Bloodsimple / Hunter
"Forgive me old friend. I say unto you, unless you eat the flesh of the son of man and drink his blood, you'll have no life in you." The Bible Bloodsimple / Sn0w_Bird
"Good morning, afternoon, or evening Mr. Cal-eeb, we'd like to ask you a few questions. This is not an attempt to sell you anything. Are you now or have you ever been a charactor in a videogame?"   Bloodsimple
"When I was young, we didn't have any singularity generators. We had to kill the drudge priest with our bare hands, and we liked it. You'd reach up and grab his bone leech and rip it off." Adapted from an old Saturday Night Live sketch. Bloodsimple / Paul Berry
"Oohh, a BLT. Thats a lettuce, tomato, and blood sandwich. Hold the mayo, huh."   Bloodsimple
Ophelia: "He wants you to follow him, you stupid bastard." 
Caleb: "Never said I was smart."
Caleb: "Leave now and live or stay and die." 
Prophet: "I'm staying."
Caleb: "Then you're dying."
"I feel like a piece of meat." Tales from the Crypt Bloodsimple / Kyle Pietrak
"Gimme some sugar, baby." Army of Darkness Bloodsimple / Sn0w_Bird
"There's killing to do."   Bloodsimple
Gideon: "Don't have much luck with trains do you?"
Caleb: "You just made your second mistake, you stuck around." Gideon:  "Really? What was my first mistake?"
Caleb: "Letting me live."
"...and in case I don't see you, good afternoon, good evening, and goodnight." The Truman Show Bloodsimple
"Sleep Ophelia."   Bloodsimple
"This looks...extraordinarily bad."   Bloodsimple
"This promises to be fun..."   Bloodsimple
"No one can stop me!"   Bloodsimple
"Aww... love, american style" "More Human than Human" by
White Zombie. / Kane
"Take a hint!"
"Back to the grind..."
"What a mess... these conditions are hardly sanitary"
"I'd say I'm sorry, but you know I wouldn't be sincere, so have a nice
"Pathetic insects" Second mime in Blood I
"A Fish Called Wanda" (with John Cleese)
Winston Branyon / Björn Wehrhan
"Everybody dies!" Resident Evil 2 A. Beinhauer / Murry the Evil Skull
"I'll swallow your soul" Evil Dead II A. Beinhauer
"Hello, may I speak to mister Jass? First name Hugh" E1M2 (payphone) / Simpsons / Sn0w_Bird
"I sure could use a drink" E1M2 (top of level)
"What good is sitting alone in your room? Life is a cabaret." Cabaret thadd
"Die you ugly sonuvabitch" John Blade from SiN / Duke Nukem thadd / Kyle Pietrak / Heretic
"I'm your best reason to be afraid."   thadd
"Tada! That's all folks!" note: two separate quotes combined - Frightfan Looney Tunes / Cabalist
"Good dogie! Play dead." Quake I manual / Paul Berry
"That'll teach ya!" Evil Dead II / Frightfan
"What we have here is a failure to Coagulate." [What we've got here is... FAIL-URE... to commun'cate] Cool Hand Luke / Heat of the Night / Major Payne / Redneck Zombies Roach / Frightfan / W.Branyon / Kapten Oscar / PROTOMAN X
"I'm not a mechanic I mostly just kill people" Alien resurrection Kapten Oscar
"I smell balm and poontang" / Cabalist
"It's all in the reflexes" Big Trouble In Little China / J. Calandra
"Come out... Come out... where EVER you are" The Shining / Cape Fear / Cabalist / Kapten Oscar
"Over the lips... through the gums, look out tummy, here I come" Twins (with Arnie) / Björn Wehrhan
"Do these blow up into funny shapes?" Raising Arizona /
"Pay attention son, this is for your own good" Sylvester & Son (Looney Tunes) / Frightfan
"Ooo... shake it baby!" Duke Nukem / Cabalist
"I have something for you..." Duke Nukem
"Mmm, rat burgers." Demolition Man W.Branyon
"Single white female, yeah!"   W.Branyon
"I want Jo Jo! Jo Jo!"   W.Branyon
"What a wonderful smell I've discovered!" Star Wars W.Branyon / Björn Wehrhan
"Son-of-a-bitch must pay!" Big Trouble In Little China W.Branyon / Frightfan
"How much is that doggy in the window?"   W.Branyon
"It's a long way to Tiporaree (sp), it's a long way to Rome"  WWI Chant W.Branyon
"Everybody loves somebody sometime" Frank Sinatra? W.Branyon
"I've got you under my skin" Frank Sinatra W.Branyon
"Strangers in the night...exchanging glances" Frank Sinatra W.Branyon
"Ah, fresh victims for the ever-growing army of the undead." Simpsons T. Gulics
"Ahh, now that's a spicy meatball!" Alka-Seltzer advert / Ace Verntura 2 Bielecki / Dead King / Kyle Pietrak
"Dont play it again Sam" Casablanca Aldaris / Frightfan
"Leftovers..." Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles (Casey Jones) K. Thompson / Ravin
"You have to have faith for that to work." "Fright Night" (movie) T. Gulics
"Hmm, extraordinary use of color.. the composition is but lacking."   T. Gulics
"Lambs to the slaughter..."   T. Gulics
"I've got two guns, that should be enough for all of ya." Adapted from Tombstone T. Gulics / H. Schubert
"Now you have a nice day." Blazing Saddles T. Gulics / PROTOMAN X
"When I have a brand new hairdo, with my eyelashes all in curl, da da da
da da, I enjoy bein' a girl!"
'Flower Drum Song' a Broadway musical T. Gulics
"Payback time!" Predator T. Gulics
"Now we're cookin' with gas!"   T. Gulics
"All in all, I'd rather be killing stuff." Adapted from W.C. Fields T. Gulics / Paul Berry
"What a waste of good ammunition." Alien Resurrection T. Gulics / Björn Wehrhan
"Get ready for a surprise, heeeeere's Caleb!" The Shining (slightly adapted) T. Gulics
"Fate seemed to have plans for him... unpleasant plans."   T. Gulics
"Help, help, I'm being repressed!" Monty Python and the Holy Grail T. Gulics
"I get no kick from champagne, mere alcohol doesn't thrill me at all,
but I get a kick outta you."
Frank Sinatra T. Gulics
"I'm the good ship Lollipop.. da da da.. damn, forgot the words." Shirley Temple T. Gulics
"Sailing, sailing, over the bounding main.." Nursery Rhyme T. Gulics
"Somewhere.. over the rainbow.." Wizard of Oz T. Gulics
"Row, row, row your boat.." Nursery Rhyme T. Gulics
"The sun'll come out tomorrow.." Annie T. Gulics
"I don't know nuthin' bout birthin' no babies, Miss Scarlett!" Gone With the Wind T. Gulics
"If your blue and you dont know it........puttin on the Ritz Sinatra K. Thompson / W.Branyon
"Better then Kool-aid..."
"If I thought you weren't my friend...I just don't think I could bear it." Tombstone (Doc holiday in tombstone the card game with Ed Baley) Redjack / S. Sweet
"Amateurs..."   Sn0w_Bird
"I love the smell of napalm in the morning" Apocalypse Now Sn0w_Bird / Dennis Leong
"I hate mimes..."   Sn0w_Bird
"Never more..." Edger Allen Poe's poem "The Raven" Sn0w_Bird / Dead King
"I LIVE AGAIN!" Army of Darkness Steve Kirby / Dennis Leong
"All I want's a friend"   Steve Kirby
"No-one wants to play with me" Ace Ventura II Steve Kirby /
"Who wants some, huh? Who's next?" Army of Darkness Steve Kirby / Dennis Leong
"Victims. Aren't we all?" Eric Draven from The Crow Steve Kirby / [DeaD]
"They're all dead, they just don't know it yet!" The Crow Steve Kirby / Dennis Leong
"Get off my train!" Ghost / Airforce 1 ("Get of my plane!") Steve Kirby / / Wolf
"Wah! Oh, just me" E1M2 Steve Kirby / Tythman
"I must stop this train!"   Steve Kirby
"Ooh - that wasn't a bit nice!"   Steve Kirby
"Out, out, damn spot!" Macbeth Steve Kirby / Dennis Leong
"I like my hands bloody!"   Steve Kirby
"Show yourself - SHOW YOURSELF!!" Wishmaster Steve Kirby / PROTOMAN X
"Fool! You are already dead!" "Terminator 2" Steve Kirby / Kane
"We're going to need a bigger boat..." Jaws Steve Kirby / Dead King
"I'm gonna paint the town red" High Plains Drifter, Clint Eastwood Steve Kirby / 
"I'm here to donate some blood. Someone else's..."    Steve Kirby
"What are you gonna do? Bleed on me?" Monty Python and the Holy Grail
"Hmm...and I thought I was ugly..."    
"Are you gonna bark all day little doggy or are you gonna bite?" Resevoir Dogs LFLFM
"I'm gonna have to put you down!"    
"Are you gonna just stand there and bleed?" Tombstone Redjack
"Time to start piling up the bodies!"    
"'Point away from face and fire'...sounds easy enough!" "Spies Like Us" Paul Berry
"You'll look a whole lot worse with your face ripped off!"    
"Open for business..."    
"When you get to hell tell'em I sent you, you'll get a group discount!" a winner from Monolith's B2 one-liner competition. It was won by Glen Maydom. Steve Kirby
"Be careful'll shoot your eye out!" A Christmas Story Redjack
"They're gonna need a bucket and a mop when I'm done with you!"    
"Who's laughing now?" Evil Dead II : Dead by Dawn  
"I'll beat you like a bad step child!"    
"I'm not a bad dream, I'm your worst nightmare!" Rambo Björn Wehrhan
"How do you like your flesh cooked?"    
"Let it burn..."    
"Now now, no need to get worked up!"    
"Your bad day...just got worse!"    
"Today is the last day of the rest of your life..." REAPER MAN (Terry Pratchett) Björn Wehrhan
"You know, you've got a real attitude problem..." Evil Dead 3:
Army of Darkness
"Life's not fair but then neither is death, get used to it..."    
"You kids shouldn't play rough...someone might start crying" Resevoir Dogs LFLFM
"You sir, are no gentleman!" Gone with the Wind
"Lucky you, killed by the best!"    
"It's howdy doody time kiddies, the bad man is here!" "The Stand" film version of the novel by Steven King Kane
"This is my boomstick!" Evil Dead III: Army of Darkness
"Bring it on!"    
"Dead man walking..." Dead Man Walking (with Sean Penn) / WWF's Undertaker Björn Wehrhan / Kyle Pietrak
"Another day...another corpse..."    
"Good? Bad? I'm the guy with the gun..." Army of Darkness  Dennis Leong
"Red is definitely your colour..."    
"Now then, where did all those gun-totting madmen go?"    
"Eviction time!!!"    
"I'm not a bad man, I'm just misunderstood....ok I'm a bad man..."    
"Hey, she-bitch : Let's go!" Army of Darkness Steve Kirby / Dennis Leong
"I am death. Wants some?"   D. Alles / Kyle Pietrak
"Smile when you call me that..."
"Rest in pieces..." Evil Ed (Swedish Splattermovie) Kapten Oscar / Björn Wehrhan
"I did it my way..." Frank Sinatra  

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